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Feel free to ask me anything :) I'm Nina, a sixteen year old catholic ginger living in America who rambles a lot in the tags.

homosexual-titan:

THIS VIDEO WAS SO SATISFYING

Jack: Why are you leaving?! Why are you leaving the show?!
Alex: Where are you going?!
Jack: We're not done yet!
Alex: Where are you guys going!?
Jack: What the fuck are you doing?!
Alex: Guys!
Jack: C'mon!
Alex: Oh wait, they're just going to poop.
Jack: Now we've got to wait for them.
Alex: We've got to wait for them to poop. Hang on, pause, pause. Let's actually honestly... I know this is going to be annoying, but let's wait for them to come out and when they come back out, let's all clap for them.
ATL play something random for ten or so seconds.
Alex: Alright now, come on. I think maybe they really are pooping.
Jack: Girls don't poop!
Alex: Stop! I have to concentrate. I have to concentrate while I wait for them to come out.
Wait three more seconds. Someone comes out of the bathroom.
Alex: Nope, nope. False alarm.
Jack: False alarm.
Alex: False alarm. Where are they?
Jack: Nope.
Alex: That's not them.
Jack: Unless they both turned into a guy?
Alex: They combined their powers to turn into one dude... I can wait. Honestly, I do not give a shit. This is our headlining tour, we can do whatever we want. Yes I know. I know it's frustrating, I know you came here to see music, but I personally came to watch girls go to the bathroom.
Jack: That's what we normally do when we're home. Where the fuck are these girls, dude?
Alex: They're just not ready. I'm going to wait.
Jack: They're probably doing drugs.
Alex: I'm GOING to wait.
Jack: Can we arrest them? For doing drugs in the girls room?
Alex: Jack shut up! Just hang tight. I know you guys want to hear a song, but I want to laugh at these girls... Nope. That's not them. Come on guys. What are you guys doing in there? Rian, shut up!
Jack: Can you go and get them for me, please? Thank you. Thank you.
Alex: I don't care if you're bored Rian. YOU'RE boring!
Rian gets up to go and get them.
Alex: What are you going to do? You don't even have a microphone.
Jack: Don't tell them what we're doing
Alex: He's going to go in there and be like 'Don't come out ever! They're going to laugh at you'
Girls and Rian come out to cheering.
Jack and Alex: YAY!!
Alex: Good job guys.
Jack: We waited for you!
Alex: How was it? How was the facilities? Did you wash your hands?
Jack: Are you on drugs?

reheals:

in this generation, you can’t tell if someone is 13 or 18

imawanchor:

dylanofryin:

actual picture of actual one direction fans image

it’s like a scene from a zombie movie

asgardian-poledance:

i-cant-believe-its-not-chicken

Its decided my life goal is now to star in an infomercial 

  • lypophrenia: a feeling of sadness seemingly without a cause
  • drapetomania: an overwhelming urge to run away
  • escapism: a mental desire to retreat from unpleasant realities through fantasy
  • wanderlust: a desire to travel, to understand one’s very existence
  • dysania: the state of finding it difficult to get out of bed in the morning
  • sanctuary: a small safe place in a troubling world
  • metathesiophobia: fear of change

visualeyesed:

ramen-naruto:

sixpenceee:

THE VOICES
I remember reading this creepy story years ago, but I’ve searched and searched and I can not find it at all, so here’s my own written version of it: 
I hate sleeping alone. I know, I’m older and I shouldn’t be afraid of the monster under my bed, but this monster is inside my head. It’s a voice.
At first it’s soft.
"Please help me."
I look around my room. Complete darkness. There’s nothing around me. The disembodied voice continues to get louder and more demanding.
“PLEASE. PLEASE.”
It’s booming now. I’ve tried to tell my mother about the voice many times before, but she ignores me. The voice vibrates against my skull.
“COME ON. I’M RIGHT NEXT TO YOU.”
I put the palm of my hands against my ears to try and shut it out. Sometimes it works. I really wish my mom would help me. She barely talks to me anymore these days. I hear it again.
“PLEASE!!!!!! JUST LISTEN TO ME!!!!!”
I feel two icy hands on my shoulders, and I jump out of bed. This was it. I’ve had enough. I run to my mother’s room.
"Mom! Mom! The voices are back. Please let me just sleep with you for tonight."
My mom immediately wakes up and rolls over. Her eyes are wide open with concern. She takes out her cell phone and dials in a number. 
"Hello? Doctor? I’m sorry for calling this late but I’m hearing the voices again."
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Holy plot twist

Dude that gave me goosebumps!

visualeyesed:

ramen-naruto:

sixpenceee:

THE VOICES

I remember reading this creepy story years ago, but I’ve searched and searched and I can not find it at all, so here’s my own written version of it: 

I hate sleeping alone. I know, I’m older and I shouldn’t be afraid of the monster under my bed, but this monster is inside my head. It’s a voice.

At first it’s soft.

"Please help me."

I look around my room. Complete darkness. There’s nothing around me. The disembodied voice continues to get louder and more demanding.

PLEASE. PLEASE.

It’s booming now. I’ve tried to tell my mother about the voice many times before, but she ignores me. The voice vibrates against my skull.

COME ON. I’M RIGHT NEXT TO YOU.

I put the palm of my hands against my ears to try and shut it out. Sometimes it works. I really wish my mom would help me. She barely talks to me anymore these days. I hear it again.

PLEASE!!!!!! JUST LISTEN TO ME!!!!!”

I feel two icy hands on my shoulders, and I jump out of bed. This was it. I’ve had enough. I run to my mother’s room.

"Mom! Mom! The voices are back. Please let me just sleep with you for tonight."

My mom immediately wakes up and rolls over. Her eyes are wide open with concern. She takes out her cell phone and dials in a number. 

"Hello? Doctor? I’m sorry for calling this late but I’m hearing the voices again."

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Holy plot twist

Dude that gave me goosebumps!

shouldnt:

literally having nice hair is the biggest turn on ever

janefoster:

basically my life can be summed up in alternating periods of Linda Belcher’s “Alriiiiight!” and Bob Belcher’s “Oh my god”

awkward-fallen-angel:

rustboro-city:

hailhydrangeas:

visual-hana:

comment from a person on youtube whose name i don’t remember.

this is how you make “gay jokes” folks

having two parents of any gender would suck because when u need one of them you’d be like “mom” and the wrong one will reply and you have to go “not you the OTHER one” and thats why if i marry a girl and we have kids she can be mom and i will be optimus prime

optimus prime

awkward-fallen-angel:

rustboro-city:

hailhydrangeas:

visual-hana:

comment from a person on youtube whose name i don’t remember.

this is how you make “gay jokes” folks

having two parents of any gender would suck because when u need one of them you’d be like “mom” and the wrong one will reply and you have to go “not you the OTHER one” and thats why if i marry a girl and we have kids she can be mom and i will be optimus prime

optimus prime

tennantbutt:

DO U EVER HAVE THIS CELEBRITY THAT EVERY SINGLE TIME YOU SEE THEM YOUR HEART FEELS LIKE ITS GOING TO RIP OUT OF UR CHEST AND YOU GET BUTTERFLIES IN UR STOMACH AND U START SMILING REALLY BIG

thewerebunny:

drunkoffbutterbeer:

I’m sorry did you save the doctor with cpr

Did you defeat a witch’s spell with a rhyming word from harry potter

Did you take care of the doctor in 1913 England when he didn’t even remember himself

Did you recognize the master before the doctor did

Did you save all of humanity’s ass from the master by spreading the story of the doctor?

No?

Then why don’t you stop being a little bitch about Martha Jones being a useless unneeded character 

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